Here are some more jokes related to science....Enjoy..... and do tell if you can find more humor in science....****A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The Biologists conclusion: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again."
****Only 1 individual answered the question right.
The question was "If h20 if water, what is H2O4?"
The answer is: If H2O is water, what is H2O "4" (for)...drinking, bathing, etc.
****If the Titanic had struck Heisenberg, it would still be floating?
**** Bohr moved in atomic circles while Schrodinger waved and Heisenberg hesitated.
**** Seen on the door to a light-wave lab:
"Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
**** Energy equals milk chocolate square... :)
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